Bum Butter Cycling Chamois Cream 100ml

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Charlie says.... This is a wonderful locally produced vegan chamois balm / bum butter. It's a healthy and natural alternative to the nasty petrochemical based products that cyclist have been stuck with for decades. It can also be used as an "after-sun" if you are sunburnt, great on shaving rashes etc, and also as a lip balm - but please don't double dip!

  • Slap some on your undercarriage for a happier Bottom whilst cycling.
  • Natural vegan ingredients - no nasty petrochemicals.
  • Antiseptic and anesthetic.
  • Also great as a lip balm, BUT DON'T DOUBLE DIP.
  • Used by cyclists, surfers, runners, climbers, triathletes, wild swimmers and sweaty chefs.
  • Made in the UK.
Brand Happy Bottom
Condition New
Product Code PCHBB100
Weight 0.135kg


8 reviews
5 Stars
Will henwood

Transpennine trail 24

I cycled the transpennine trail in 24 hours in 2017 and was gifted a big and small tub to wish me luck. I bumbuttered before leaving and had a small tub to reapply en route. Safe to say my body and mind were in tatters at the end, but my gooch was in as good a condition as a well-pocketed goatskin wallet. Am just coming to the end of my family sized tub and can say it’s the best thing since sliced bread. But that’s where the analogy with bread should end; don’t put it in a sandwich, it tastes awful.

Lee Loader

Best by far!

If yea want yea under carriage looked after properly then this is the stuff yea want. Dont need loads for it to gently protect yea soft bits that suffer in the saddle, so one tub lasts ages.

Richard allan

Good stuff

This stuff works. Much nicer to apply than ‘wet’ stuff. Lasts ages

tom perrott

More uses than you can imagine

I've used nothing but bum butter since i started cycling and to be honest I think most parts of my anatomy have used is as well. Personal it does the job for which is was intended without any issues in fact it's bloomin marvelous, but dry skin, cuts and grazes bruieses, the wife lips (from a non double dipped pot I might add ) it's does soo much more than protect ones rear...oh and helps keep your feet dry and warm too ❤️

Phil Heap

Because, one is worth it.

Not made from dead things, for some, that's the crux.

Protects the intimates, that polish my Brooks.

Nowt worse than chamois, chaffing, like hooks.

Chichester, West Sussex

Hot cross buns, no more!

This delicious smelling butter melts into my hot cross buns, soothing every cranny! Keeps discomfort and whinging at bay so everyone can enjoy their ride!

Tracy Robinson
Newcastle upon Tyne

Just had to say

Hi, my first purchase of Bum Butter was for my husband and definitely did the trick , however I must tell you that my mother broker her hip badly 3 weeks ago, shes 85. She was in hospital and due to Covid-19 we couldnt see her or anything and when I spoke to her on the phone she was very upset in pain and had a nasty pressure sore. I "sprung" her out of there and have used the "Bum Butter" on her every day since we got her home. The difference has been amazing, she is almost sore free and its definitely down to the Bum Butter. I have told her GP about too so hopefully she spreads the word. Thank you so much for this amazing product.

Pete Beer

On toast

It tastes awful on toast......