Gravel riding has recently descended into casual fun, and it’s now time to up our game and get serious and technical on the subject of gravel.
This handy informative tool will allow us to verify who is actually riding gravel and put the cobble and silt riders in their place.
"Charlie's Original Gravel Callipers" will be available soon to allow riders to stop and check they have not strayed into the realm of fat sand rider.
These gravel specific, custom calibrated callipers will prevent roadie emulators trespassing into the world of gravel.
Please note: Fossilised Cumberland Sausage is not included