Our pal Steve Bate MBE is setting off to smash the Cairo To Cape Town Guinness World Cycling Record. And we have his arse covered, literally, in two ways. You see Bum Butter is not only in his shorts, I (Charlie) will be riding it* as part of his support crew.
6,500 miles, from the top of Africa, through the dry dusty bits, over the mountainous bits, then probably some jungley bits... all the way to the bottom... in around 25 days. That is about 260 miles every day. So, you can see that Steve's arse is going to take a pounding.
Steve is a old medal winning paralympian, losing his sight, but it gets worse. He is also ginger, so that african sun will get to him.
Support Steve's FAST AFrica Record Attempt. £5.00 from each pot sold will go towards this record breaking ride across Africa.
What is it? It's our regular Bum Butter, with simply a different stricker. However it may be gold in colour if Steve gets more Gold medals at the Paralympics.
BUY NOW FOR DELIVERY IN SEPTEMBER 2021.
* I will be riding it on a motorbike, but I love that for a moment you thought I would be cycling it. No way...